It was a busy week for bozo taxpayers. There’s one less bozo tax preparer to harm my profession, while two under-the-table business owners found out that cash income is just as taxable as checks.
First, we’ll head to Dartmouth, Massachusetts. Daniel McElroy owned Daily A. King, a temporary agency that had lots of advantages. Their rates were better than their competitors…but for all the wrong reasons. It seems that Mr. McElroy used two shell companies so that he didn’t have to pay the full amount of payroll taxes to the government. He also underreported his payroll to his workers compensation carrier. All told, that’s a lot of fraud, and Mr. McElroy was sentenced to nine years at ClubFed.
Let’s now head to Camden, New Jersey where Neyembo Mikanda had a thriving tax preparation business, and with good reason. He falsified the tax returns for his clients, and for his own businesses. He was found guilty last week on all 26 counts, and will be sentenced later this year.
Finally, we head to beautiful La Jolla where Marjan Poustan ran a cosmetic surgery business with her husband. She pleaded guilty to attempted tax evasion. Her not so brilliant idea was to, in 2005, go from post office to post office and purchase money orders for just under $3,000 from cash receipts and use those to pay the bills for her business. Since legitimate business expenses are deductions, her scheme really appears to be one of the most bozo we’ve encountered. More likely, the brief story left out one detail—Ms. Poustan pocketed some of the money orders and was going to not report that income. In any case, she’ll be sentenced in October.