Taxable Talk

From Russ Fox, E.A., of Clayton Financial and Tax of Irvine, CA
All items below are for information only and are not meant as tax advice.
Please consult your own tax advisor to see how each item impacts your own situation.
The 2005 Tax Offender of the Year
Boy, what a year. And what choices we have in naming our 2005 Offender of the Year. The nominees include,

- Richard Hatch, who had over 300 million witnesses to winning $1 million on Survivor, but didn't include the winnings on his tax return (among other alleged problems);

- John Ashton Wray, Jr., and Judge Michael Luttig of the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals. Judge Luttig wrote an opinion that says that Wray's failure to file income tax returns, "is not a serious crime." (Hat Tip: TaxProf Blog);

- David Guardino, of Caryville, TN (hat tip, Roth Tax Updates). Mr. Guardino is a self-proclaimed psychic accused of tax evasion. Didn't he know this was coming?

- Willy Witzel (courtesy of Roth Tax Updates). Mr. Witzel's son, Roy, prepared his tax return. When Roy explained his tax return to Willy, Roy got angry and attacked Willy with a sword. Both were martial arts experts. Roy, in self-defense, had to kill his father. (Read the whole story from the link above.)

- All of the taxpayers who claimed that there is no income tax in front of the Tax Court.

And our winner is...


Sharon Lee Caulder, formerly of Oakland and now from New Orleans, our voodoo priestess who wrote a book and was convicted of tax evasion. She did not include the $1.7 million she earned between 1998 and 2002 (mainly from sales of her book, Mark of Voodoo, on her tax returns. As I wrote when she was convicted, "Voodoo is more profitable than I realized, especially if your net income after taxes is the same as your net income before taxes (until Uncle Sam catches you)." Ms. Caulder will be sentenced in February, and faces up to 15 years in prison and fines of up to $1 million.

Thanks to all of our lucky participants and I'm sure we'll have just as good a bunch of players in 2006.


The Last Days of '05
With just two days left in 2005, there are only a few things that you can do today or tomorrow that have tax impacts. You could have a baby. Or you could give to charity (if you use a credit card, make sure the processing is done today or tomorrow). Otherwise, only IRAs remain—you have until April 15th for those.

My software provider is starting to send me state tax updates. California is not yet available, but a few states are. I dislike using version 1.0 of any software because I prefer having others work out the bugs. In any event, most of my clients don't receive all of their paperwork (1099s, etc.) until late January or early February.

Finally, to everyone, a happy, safe, and healthy New Year.