Taxable Talk

Back in April I reported on Martha Vernon and her daughter Tiffany Dunbar. The team engaged in perhaps the stupidest Bozo scheme a tax preparer could: They stole names and social security numbers from her employer, invented a phony W-2 for each individual, prepared a tax return which, of course, showed that the individual would receive a refund. Did I mention they had the refunds direct deposited into their own bank accounts? Given that these individuals would inevitably submit their own tax returns it was impossible for the IRS not to discover this scheme.

They received $188,931 in refunds before the IRS discovered their scheme. The pair pleaded guilty back in April and were sentenced yesterday—Ms. Vernon received 40 months at ClubFed while her daughter, Ms. Dunbar, got 33 months at ClubFed.

There's only one more item to go with this story. Ms. Vernon's attorney, Lora Collins, told the judge that her client was told how to conduct the scheme by a former prison inmate who she had gotten involved with. I wonder if Ms. Vernon asked that man what he was in prison for...but I suspect that sort of question never occurs to the Bozo brain.

It was a busy week for the bozo side of the tax profession. Three preparers found themselves in hot water, and in one case some customers will be decoded into the mess.

First, from Beaufort, South Carolina, Sally Berry, the owner of Berry's Bookkeeping and Tax Service allegedly liked sales tax. However, she also allegedly didn't like to remit it to South Carolina. The South Carolina Department of Revenue also alleges that Ms. Berry underreported the amount of sales tax due on clients' returns. Ms. Berry faces up to 34 years in prison if convicted on all ten charges that she faces.

Next, Henry Omozee operated HO Tax Services and Accounting Services in Woodbridge, Virginia. He was found guilty on three counts of filing false tax returns. He underreported his own income on his tax returns from 2001 through 2003 to the tune of nearly $85,000 in tax. He could get up to three years at ClubFed when he's sentenced later this year.

Finally, Sharon Kukhahn had a sure-fire way to avoid income tax. Just buy her "IMF Decoder" and you wouldn't have to pay income taxes. Only one problem—there's no such thing and this was yet another phony scheme to avoid taxes. The Department of Justice estimates that the government has lost $4.9 million to this scheme. Ms. Kukhahn received a permanent injunction to stop selling the scheme, and she must provide a list of her customers to the government. So if you paid between $1,750 and $3,195 for her package you'll get something else in the mail soon—A "Dear Valued Taxpayer Letter" letting you know that your return has been selected for audit.

One final thing about Ms. Kukhahn. She displayed some chutzpah; after the DOJ filed suit against her she told her customers that she had transferred funds to the DOJ to compensate her customers. As you'd expect, there was no transfer of any money and the 328 customers who wrote the DOJ are out of luck. Well, since the DOJ (and likely the IRS) already has their names and addresses they might get some bad luck—they'll probably be among the first to be audited over this scheme. For as usual if it sounds too good to be true it probably is.

Earl Wolfe was an unlicensed architect in Jupiter Farms, Florida. That's one crime in itself. He earned around $750,000 but reported only $600 on his tax returns. The IRS and Department of Justice weren't appreciative of his efforts, and he has been found guilty of tax fraud.

What did he do with the other $749,400? He allegedly cashed $600,000 at check cashing stores, put some of the money in a Nevada Corporation, and hid some as a priest (Church of the Divine Deduction?). Unfortunately, he wasn't a priest, and putting his home and motorcycles in his "ministry" wasn't successful. His co-defendants pleaded guilty earlier this month. Mr. Wolfe will be sentenced later this year and will likely get some time at ClubFed.

Earlier this year I posted about a complex tax fraud case out of Salt Lake City. Several individuals were accused of helping various other individuals and businesses evade about $20 million in taxes. Three pleaded guilty. One of those who chose to go to trial (and was found guilty), Sandy, Utah attorney Dennis Evanson found out his fate on Friday. The judge sentenced him to 10 years at ClubFed, and he must forfeit his Hummer, Toyota Tundra, four pieces of property, and pay $2.7 million in fines. Mr. Evanson had been found guilty of mail fraud, wire fraud, tax evasion, and assisting in preparation of false tax returns.

The scheme the conspirators used had the usual trappings: foreign entities (in this case, on the Cayman Islands), foreign bank accounts, and fraudulent transactions. During the trial testimony revealed that the conspirators kept 30% of the tax saved.

If you happen to have utilized the services of Mr. Evanson or one of his co-conspirators, you will likely receive a "Dear Valued Taxpayer" letter from the IRS. It appears that the tax you "saved" is more like a mirage.

Two business executives. Two men with tax troubles. Is ClubFed in their futures?

Joseph Smith was the former treasurer and CFO of the Catholic diocese of Cleveland, Ohio. He supplemented his earnings by engaging in a kickback scheme. He funneled work to a co-conspirator and in return received kickbacks of over $784,000. And those kickbacks were disguised as compensation for consulting and legal services. He was found guilty of six tax charges and will be sentenced this October.

Lyle Larson was a not-so-successful computer entrepreneur in Edmonds, Washington. His tax return showed that he only made $38,000 of business income. That is, when he bothered to file a tax return (he "forgot" in 2004, 2005, and 2007). I did leave some things out. Like his luxury yacht. His cars. His $2.8 million in earnings. Mr. Larson left those out from his tax returns between 2000 and 2003. He'll have 18 months at ClubFed to think over those omissions, and he must make restitution of over $879,000 to the IRS.

If you get lucky in business or otherwise do yourself a favor. Set aside some of your earnings to pay your taxes. You can pay now, or pay later, but it's a whole lot easier to pay now.

When I was growing up just north of Chicago my parents told me about how the dead voted. That didn't seem right to me, but I did learn at a young age about Chicago politics.

Last year I reported that former Alderman Arenda Troutman was accused of 13 counts, including mail fraud and tax fraud. She had said she was innocent...until this week.

Sam Adam, Jr., Troutman's attorney, told the Chicago Defender, "I can say that the federal government did their homework, which is evident by what we see here today. For the benefit of her family and for the benefit of her personally, we felt this was the best thing to do at this time." What she did was to plead guilty to one count each of mail fraud and tax fraud.

When she's sentenced this December she'll be spending some time at ClubFed. Her attorney is hoping to keep the sentence under 33 months; however, she's likely to spend around four years there.