Taxable Talk

There are at least two movies called "Grand Master of Shaolin Kung Fu." I haven't seen either. But there is a Shaolin Grand Master who is in tax trouble.

Qin Xiping is accused by the Tokyo Regional Taxation Bureau of hiding 130 million yen (about $1.2 million) of income. Qin gave instruction in—what else—martial arts. According to this news report he received tuition of between 50,000 and 400,000 yen per student.

Qin is apparently the 49th grand master of the Shaolin Temple. His excuse for not paying is, "I'm only temporarily in charge of the money, on behalf of the head temple, so it's not my money." I know nothing at all about Japanese tax laws, but I have a feeling that the Tokyo Regional Taxation Bureau will let him know what they think of that reason. Luckily for Qin he's been recalled to the Songshan Temple in Henan Province, China so he may be out of reach of the Japanese tax authorities.

Al Franken, the likely Democrat-Farm Labor candidate for U.S. Senate in Minnesota, told the Minneapolis Star-Tribune that he has paid over $70,000 in back taxes to 17 states. That's not just California, but includes Delaware, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Michigan, New York, and Wisconsin.

Among the revelations in the Star-Tribune article are that he did not pay workers' compensation and disability insurance premiums for New York-based workers between 2002 and 2005, and that a default judgment was entered in New York last year for $25,000.

The Associated Press article states that Franken's communications director, Andy Barr, told the AP that none of the 17 states attempted to contact Franken or his accountant about the unpaid taxes. That's likely splitting hairs given that New York did attempt to collect the insurance premiums.

In any case, Republican Senator Norm Coleman (who Franken will likely be running against) made the obvious remark, "Paying taxes is an obligation that I think Minnesotans expect to be adhered to, and that Minnesotans do."

Do I think this was deliberate evasion by Franken? No; the amounts are too small. Will this be political hay for his opponent? Definitely for now, and depending on how Franken handles this, it could derail his campaign.

It reached 98 F here in Irvine today. That's hot. But I have three stories where the individuals involved have faced the heat of tax evasion.

First, yet another Bozo tax preparer. Well, she really wasn't a tax preparer but she did prepare returns. From Greenville, South Carolina comes a truly Bozo scheme. A mother, Martha Vernon, stole social security numbers and names from her job, and then filed tax returns with phony W-2s where the refunds were direct deposited into her bank account and that of her daughter, Tiffany Dunbar. All told they received $188,931 in refunds out of the $396,573 they looked to get. Why was this scheme truly Bozo? First, it's inevitable that the actual individuals would file their own tax returns, so the crime was destined to be discovered. Second, the mother and daughter had the money sent into their own bank accounts making it quite easy to figure out who was behind the crime. They pleaded guilty to tax evasion charges last week in Greenville; a sentencing date hasn't been announced.

Next, we head to Long Island, New York where Jay Kuhn was sentenced to six months at a halfway house, three years of supervised release, and restitution of $400,000. Mr. Kuhn employed illegal aliens in construction on Long Island and he paid them off the books. He didn't remit the income and payroll taxes owed, and that's tax evasion. He pleaded guilty and is cooperating in an investigation of building trades in the New York metro area.

Finally, we have a case of a slight difference of opinion. Perry Lee Rempas ran Norfolk Airport Express, presumably taking customers to and from Norfolk's airport. He told the IRS that his business was defunct in 2000 and 2001, but he had $1 million in gross receipts. Indeed, the business had the contract for ground transportation at Norfolk International Airport from 2003 through 2006 until it was canceled when the business didn't pay the airport. Mr. Rempas pleaded guilty to tax evasion and will have to make restitution of $79,000 and will spend five months at ClubFed. He also, according to this article in the Norfolk Pilot, faces a state court judgment of $86,987 for his failure to pay the airport authority.

It remains a lot cheaper to pay your taxes up front then to commit tax evasion, especially if you elect a truly Bozo method of evasion.

That's the headline of an article in Canada's National Post. The article looks at some notable (for all the wrong reasons) films that Wesley Snipes made. My favorite from the article:

Crime: Blade: Trinity (2004)

Verdict: The film that ruined Snipes' career; just look at the movies he made after this: 7 Seconds; The Marksman; Chaos; The Detonator; Hard Luck; The Detonator. Have you heard of a single one? How they messed this up after the awesomeness that is Blade 2 is a mystery to film geeks everywhere.

Sentence: Garlic and sunlight.

Read the entire article and I hope you're not sentence to three years of airline food.