Humorous Mail During Tax Time

It’s always amazing to read the mail. I’ve received several items (mainly by email) that are interesting. So let’s take a look at some of the mail. Of course, none of the answers are specific tax advice; anyone needing specific tax advice should speak to their own tax professional.

>From Texas comes this question: My question is how can dog races, horse races, bingo, and the Texas lottery be legal, but gambling is illegal in the state of Texas. Isn’t this hypocritical?

I’m a tax accountant, not a politician. Of course it’s hypocritical, but do you expect logic and fair play from politicians? These are the same individuals responsible for crafting our tax system (at least, for you, Texas has no state income tax). By the way, dog races, horse races, bingo, and the lottery are forms of gambling…it’s just poker (I assume) that you’re upset about.

>From New York City: I looked at how much my husband and I paid in taxes this year and was appalled. What can we do?

Move. New Hampshire doesn’t have a state income tax. But make sure you’re not telecommuting; New York has a “convenience of the employer” rule that mandates that telecommuters who work for a New York based company must pay New York income tax. Otherwise, without knowing your specific situation, it’s impossible for me to comment.

>From Missoula, Montana: I wear a suit each and every day to work. I should be able to deduct the expense of those clothes but my accountant told me I can’t. My brother gets to deduct his clothes, so why can’t I?

Because those are the rules. To deduct clothes, they can’t be able to be worn during normal activities. Suits can be, so they can’t be deduct. An example of clothing that can be deducted is a uniform [his brother is a police officer]. Yes, it’s unfair; I’d love to deduct my polo shirts….

Finally, in the mail today I received a letter…but I can’t tell anyone much about it. It came from Hollywood, Florida. About 1/3 of the envelope survived the Postal Service. Yes, I got a “Dear Valued Postal Customer” letter (“I want to extend my sincere apology as your Postmaster for the enclosed document that was inadvertently damaged in handling by your Postal Service.” It appears that it was a flyer for “Stress Free Relocation.” It would have been more fitting had it been for “Stress Free Tax Preparation,” as I would have enjoyed April 17th much more. It would have been fitting to have that flyer damaged in handling by the USPS.

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